this past week.

after watching this 'freestyle' interview with lil wayne, i have come to a heavy realization. everyone is trying to dysect the life of weezy, when it's all so clear: he is just fucking with everyone. "bloody like a period"; words like that do not come from a complex person (except for janet jackson). does this anger me? not at all. i actually find it a genius way to live. that is the life that i hope one day to attain; the life of sponsoring latex condoms and getting champagne bottles thrown at me during performances.
at least lil wayne is making new friends (which ultimately means he's making better music):

here is a new term that i have learned in the past 24 hours:
the pussy patch: an adhesive application that is placed on the upper arm of the body. it controls the sexual urges that men (specifically governor eliot spitzer) may acquire, which causes intense boners and perverse thoughts, and possible actions of banging a call girl.
antonyms: viagra. invented by lil jon.

QUICK RUNDOWN (click on links to read more):

diddy killed tupac (god, he is such a little bitch. LA times doesn't lie.).

you can watch lupe's new music video for "hip hop saved my life" here(take that warner music group.)

jay-z is still trying to take over the world (per usual).

snoop dogg will finally be animated on comedy central.

this whole fat joe vs. 50 cent dispute is just a huge publicity stunt that assures me that their lives are just an uninviting joke (no link, just my personal feelings).

nike dunks are now taking over all college douchebags across america.

surprise, surprise. eminem's 'dynamic' group, d12, are a bunch of rapists.

outkast's big boi makes ballet hip hop.