some things are just not okay...

i am forced to say that i have lost hope in chicago's fine reputation for hip hop and r&b (i don't actually mean this, but for dramatic effect i am inclined to exaggerate).

as i was browsing through rawkus.com, i came across a very disturbing 'cover.'
take note to chicago's up-and-coming songbird, syleena johnson. sure, she's got that hotness thing going for her, but all shallow-things aside, that does not give her the right to do some stupid shit. for example: she covered lauryn hill's ex-factor. really, what the hell was she thinking? you can't just cover a song like that, throw some shitty rapper in the middle, and expect well-received feedback. if it ain't broke, don't fix it. what an idiot.

i uploaded the song (how embarrassing of me to even have this crap of a song on my computer) so everyone can laugh at what a joke it is:


hey, syleena. who sings ex-factor? um, lauryn hill? yeah, let's keep it that way, HOBAG.

FINALLY.

save the date:


AL GREEN - LAY IT DOWN
MAY 27th,
produced by ?uestlove (conveniently after rising down is released)
featuring john legend, corrine bailey rae, etc.

this past week.

after watching this 'freestyle' interview with lil wayne, i have come to a heavy realization. everyone is trying to dysect the life of weezy, when it's all so clear: he is just fucking with everyone. "bloody like a period"; words like that do not come from a complex person (except for janet jackson). does this anger me? not at all. i actually find it a genius way to live. that is the life that i hope one day to attain; the life of sponsoring latex condoms and getting champagne bottles thrown at me during performances.
at least lil wayne is making new friends (which ultimately means he's making better music):

here is a new term that i have learned in the past 24 hours:
the pussy patch: an adhesive application that is placed on the upper arm of the body. it controls the sexual urges that men (specifically governor eliot spitzer) may acquire, which causes intense boners and perverse thoughts, and possible actions of banging a call girl.
antonyms: viagra. invented by lil jon.

QUICK RUNDOWN (click on links to read more):

diddy killed tupac (god, he is such a little bitch. LA times doesn't lie.).

you can watch lupe's new music video for "hip hop saved my life" here(take that warner music group.)

jay-z is still trying to take over the world (per usual).

snoop dogg will finally be animated on comedy central.

this whole fat joe vs. 50 cent dispute is just a huge publicity stunt that assures me that their lives are just an uninviting joke (no link, just my personal feelings).

nike dunks are now taking over all college douchebags across america.

surprise, surprise. eminem's 'dynamic' group, d12, are a bunch of rapists.

outkast's big boi makes ballet hip hop.

do the harry.

i expect all children of all ages to own (or dream about owning) this hip hop harry dvd collection when the year comes to a close:

if children are the future, then it is crucial that their hip hop life begins as soon as possible.


looks like rza is trying to blow up in the year 2008. he's got two new movies coming out and a full length album. this is definitely the year of the tang miracle child, especially when one of the movies you're starring in is called "LIFE IS HOT IN CRACKTOWN." rawness in all its glory.

below is a sneak peak of one of his tracks off of his upcoming album, digi snax. thank god for piracy and greedy assholes who have nothing better to do than leak the shit out of albums.





i realize i've been plugging rising down to death (not that anyone should complain about it), but i can't help but share great things when they are practically feeding it to me for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

luv songz.

Webbie I Miss You music video

above is the new music video from webbie. normally i would be a sucker for a romantic rap song, but this crap is cheesy as hell. lines like "come kiss me through the phone" or "squeeze you like my lil'pillow" are so tacky that they actually offend me.

i have quickly compiled a list of appropriate rap love songs that don't make me want to vomit.
not in any particular romantic order:
01 ghostface - love stories
02 common - the light
03 the roots - you got me
04 black milk - u
05 talib kweli - hot thing
06 mobb deep - hey luv
07 common - so far to go
08 jay-z - song cry
09 tribe - electric relaxation
10 talib kweli - never been in love
11 cam'ron - hey ma
12 rza - love jones
13 common - come close
14 the coup - i just wanna lay around all day in bed with you
15 slum village - selfish
16 lupe fiasco - and he gets the girl
17 blackstar - brown skin lady
18 fabolous - into you
19 handsome boy modeling school, de la soul - if it wasn't for you
20 twista, kanye - slow jams

said list proves that rappers can be tastefully romantic. take note, webbie.

busy & biographies.

it's true. you can never get sick of the roots.
new vid from their upcoming album, rising down.

GET BUSY *FEATURING DJ JAZZY JEFF, DICE RAW & PEEDI CRAKK. (jazzy raw crakk, indeed.)



word on the street (from sohh.com) is that they are going to do a biographical flim on b.i.g. director antoine fuqua (training day) and diddy will be working on the project. if this flick becomes a post-sentimental crap-fest that sucks out all of the flyness of b.i.g., it would only be natural to put the full blame on puff daddy. it only takes four words to realize the potential disappointment: raisin in the sun. it is said that gravy from bk (to the right) will hold the character of biggie. this is good news considering the uncanny resemblence and the pimp-like personality. he also hails from brookyn, and personally i feel that he is a bona fide badass. i mean, he did walk off a bullet to the butt cheek two years ago. if that's not deserving of a star role in a film, than i honestly don't know what is.

a bob marley bio-flick is said to be in the works with lauryn hill playing his wife, rita marley. though i applaud this subtle movie comeback (damn, she was good in sister act 2), i really think it's time that ms. hill just give us another album already.

though i really have nothing new to say (or at least nothing that has already blown up in the blog world of hip hop) i have heard some crazy rumors. let's just say that we should be expecting some wonderful things from whitney houston now that she has [finally] cut ties with her crackhead husband.

crunk & crap.

here is something to wrap your brain around:

on april 8, fearless records will be releasing a compilation titled "punk goes crunk."

TRACKLIST:
1. Set Your Goals - 'Put Yo Hood Up' (Lil John) -
2. Say Anything - 'Got Your Money' (Ol' Dirty Bastard) -
3. The Secret Handshake - 'I Wish' (Skee-Lo) -
4. Forever The Sickest Kids - 'Men In Black' (Will Smith) -
5. My American Heart - 'California Love' (2Pac) -
6. The Maine - 'I Wanna Love You' (Akon) -
7. Emanuel - 'Kryptonite' (Purple Ribbon All-Stars) -
8. Person L - 'The Seed' (The Roots) -
9. The Devil Wears Prada - 'Still Fly' (Big Tymers) -
10. All Time Low - 'Umbrella' (Rihanna) -
11. Scary Kids Scaring Kids - 'Notorious Thugs' (Notorious BIG) -
12. The Escape Frame - 'Nothin' But A 'G' Thang' (Dr. Dre) -
13. Hot Rod Circuit - 'Gin And Juice' (Snoop Dogg) -
14. Lorene Drive - 'Hey Ya!' (OutKast) -
15. New Found Glory - 'Tennessee' (Arrested Development)


this album has left me in a confused/intrigued/disgusted state of mind all at once. is this some sick, sick joke? why is fearless records fucking with the general public? i'll admit that the previous compilations that this record company chose to release were...entertaining, but let's get one thing completely straight: YOU DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH HIP HOP.


you know how i know that this is absolute mochary? well, take a look at the choice of songs and artists that these bands chose to cover:

1) men in black. excuse me, men in black? it kind of makes sense; a whiney band full of white boy losers chose to cover a will smith (basically the whitest black rapper ever) song. BUT if they had any respect, however, they would have at least done "parents just don't understand." ya know, when dj jazzy jeff had big willie's back.

2) umbrella. first off, since when did rihanna's song "umbrella" become known as a crunk hit? sure it had its glory... about eight months ago (and in the pop industry, mind you). you can't cover a song that was released in the previous year. not only is that not fresh, it's downright funk. and not funk in that chaka khan sense...i'm talking stanky-body-odor-funk.

3) "i wanna love you" by akon? this song is not only suffering from the same ailment as umbrella (lack of crunkness), but it is also the radio edit version of the song. why would you choose the radio edit version? DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP. doesn't fearless records know anything about rap muzak?

4) i know for a fact that ODB and BIG would NOT be pleased with this situation if they were here with us on earth. this is not only disrespect to the deceased, it is an invasion of what is good in hip hop.


i could go on and on about this, but i would just get too exhausted.

while there are a couple of things to ignore in the upcoming months, here are some tight releases to look forward to:

c.r.a.c. (ta'raach (aka lacks) + blu) - 'the piece talks.' drops april 22.
ghostface killah - 'the wallabee champ'. drops march 25.

bars, syrup, & shears.

new: the roots - 75 bars (black's reconstruction)

so apparently, mr. young-carter-weezy admitted that he has a problem with syrup... whoa, back up... last month he was convicted of possession of ecstasy, cocaine, and marijuana, but his biggest drug problem is with...syrup? just to make one thing straight, robo-trippin is not and never will be cool... even in middle school it was lame, so i don't know how admitting this adverse addiction will effect him. you can read on about this 'tragic' tale of fixation here.


so i'm always on the hunt for some new and solid hip hop. while on my hunt i bumped into anthony j. shears. it's nothing ground-breaking, but i feel that it is well-worth of knowing. you can listen to all his songs and even buy his album, "the growth: my endtroduction," right here. i would highly recommend to check out the track "tears in your eyes" (both the orginal and the parachute version). it's the only song that can make coldplay's the scientist and the pretenders' i'll stand by you close to hip hop.

for your convenience, however, you can take a listen to snippets of his tracks right below:

you're my boy, blu.

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we all know that i absolutely adore blu. so it is pretty evident that i am going to enjoy his new track "myboyblu"... but let's make one thing clear: WHEN YOU PUT AUDIO CLIPS FROM THE MOVIE OLD SCHOOL IN THE BACKGROUND, YOUR TRACK IS BOUND TO BE HOT. HOT.



if you just love, love, love this song, then you can catch the behind-the-scenes-action in the making of the music video right...here

so it looks like our devilishly cute friend, kid sister, finally got signed to a record label. this little lady will be releasing her new album, koko b. ware, come summer time on downtown records---ya know, that small label that mos def, gnarles barkley, spank rock, and justice are on... yeah, she's going to blow up (even more so) very soon.

a few things to celebrate.

first and foremost let me give a shout out to my girl tina sultini. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MA. if you see her on the streets of grand rapids, make sure you holla at her and give her a nice ass flash (or something equally offensive). love you, girl.


while we're giving birthday shout outs, we should also celebrate the birth of one of my favorites, erykah badu. she may be 36, but she is lookin' more fly than ever. also, you should either pick up, or think about picking up, her new album new amerykah part one because yes, it did drop today. releasing albums on your birthday? that is so classy.



while we are celebrating, we might as well hype up for the release of the incarcerated. remember shyne? probably not because he's been in prison since 2001...the only songs that i remember were his guest appearances in total's "sittin' home" and 112 "anywhere." apprarently he has two full-length albums (one he made in prison) that i now feel obliged to check out due to his public prison release.

shyne was the guy that took the fall for puff daddy and j-lo during that whole club shoot-out... yeah, one more reason why sean combs is just a little bitch. after seven years of sittin in a cell, shyne will be released this year because of his "good behavior". way to go, shyne. way to go.



it is rumored that NAS and JAY-Z will be releasing a duet album come next year titled "kings of hip hop". this is excellent news. but it would be even better if i knew it were true. i guess we'll see.

for all of you that are into the whole white-man-rapping-with-phat-beatz scene, atmosphere's slug and ant are putting out a weekly 'talk show' on youtube to promote their upcoming album When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold. you can check out the first episode here. here. here. suprisingly they are charming even with their whole nascar-loving look.

to end this ,yet, another amazing post, i will leave you with common's new version of the light (version '08 it's love), which was produced by main man just blaze. besides the first ten words of the song, it sounds nothing like the other ten million versions. one more reason to take a listen.

bitches & ear candy.

best website ever? two things that i love most: dogs and beatboxing. (it takes about a minute to upload on the webpage... but trust me, it's worth every second)

oh yeah, you can even record your own beat and send it to someone. AY YO' TRIP.

new n.e.r.d. anyone?




for those who are interested in the sultry seductions of mainstream r&b: looks like it ain't your day.

ne-yo was allegedly arrested for reckless driving. what a badass. nothing is more cut-throat than reckless driving. not to mention that he looks like a serial killing rapist in his mugshot. i think i can vouche for everyone when i say thank you for sticking to hats, ne-yo. yikes.
word on the street is that j. holiday also got arrested for a speeding caravan and... surprise, surprise...possession of the leading lady, mary jane.




moving on to the highly talked about NIGGER...(nas's new album... c'mon people)
snippets of the single "what it is" from the upcoming album has been leaked for some time now... but everyone is still knuckles up about what to do with the beats.
this is the recent dj khalil version:


and this is the original:



everyone else can decide their favorite, but i will remain indifferent -- for the sake of peace and hip hop.

terrible duets & amazing collabos.

it's strange to think that i have had this blog for exactly one month without mentioning chris brown and all his flyness. corey thomas has asked me about my thoughts on his new single "no air" with jordin sparks. while i am so over last year's season of american idol, i am also over this tragic duet.



DAYUM. chris brown is lookin good from his oversized beanie down to his dunks. can't say the same about ms. jordin (ZING!).

favorite youtube comment about this music video:
choconcreamqueen said:
how she aint got no air when she got all dat wind blowin in her face?!

most pathetic youtube comment about this music video:
Sork531 said:
i love this song, every time i listen to it, it reminds me of my camp girlfriend and how we can only see each other once in a while =[

fer real? camp girlfriend? that comment has solidified the lameness of this song.

so while i love chris brown with all my heart, he is so much better than this. this is me hating on jordin sparks.


turning away from bad match-ups, let's talk about something that is dynamite in the world of pairs.

prefixmag.com has said that common and q-tip are in midst (it's about damn time) of working on their group project, the standard. apparently q-tip will be producing the majority of the tracks, while they might recruit kanye for a couple as well. mmm, i can't wait.

speaking of hot future events...
the roots new album, rising down, will be released on april 29th. while that is prime news in itself, what makes it even greater are the guest features from mos def, talib kweli, wale, chrisette michelle, and potential contributions from lupe, common, and q-tip.

RISING DOWN'S tracklist (tentative):
01 RISING DOWN
02 GET BUSY
03 BLACK'S RECONSTRUCTION
04 APOLOGIZE
05 CRIMINAL
06 I CAN'T HELP IT
07 SINGER MAN
08 UP THERE
09 LOST DESIRE
10 THE SHOW MUST GO ON
11 RISING UP
12 BIRTHDAY GIRL

remixes & crazy animal luvrz.

here is something that all the hipster hopsters will enjoy:



come february 26 the psychodelic-pop-danceable-rock-[insert genre here] band, sunny day sets fire, will be releasing an ep of remixes on iamsound records.

the catch?

well, the ep will have remixes by diplo, css, the cool kids (see this remix below), and xxxchange (therefore the band is worth a strictly nasty mention).

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apparently the world has something against aretha franklin these days. first the beyonce vs. aretha beef, and now verbal attacks from PETA (we get it, fur is murder and vegetarians are better than everyone else, blah blah).

we all know that aretha franklin is... well, a big bitch (literally and figuratively), but i almost feel bad for the broad. this is what PETA's spokesperson, dan matthew, wrote to the big-boned soulstress:

"Music lovers may think of you as a 'queen,' but to animal lovers, you are a court jester. Why not shed the old-fashioned look that adds pounds to your frame and detracts from your beautiful voice? Please consider donating your furs to the homeless as 'queen of compassion,' Mariah Carey, did. You'll get a tax credit for the donation, and we at PETA will all sing your praises."

wow; bribery and manipulation are powerful tools. this makes me want to eat meat all day, every day.

don't worry, though. you will never find this gal (me) wearing anything beyond faux fur.

pedos & brooklyn souls.

in recent news, r. kelly has done it again. kelly allegedly had a romp-around with his ex-publicist's (regina daniels) daughter. in defense of r. kelly, regina should of known better than to let her daughter (who is actually of age--kudos mr. kelly!) hang around this trapped-in-a-closet-pervert, especially being his publicist. shame on you regina daniels.

so what can make the american gangster album better? um, perhaps dropping a little marvin gaye in the mix and calling it brooklyn soul. so i realize that this album has been out for a couple months, but i don't feel that it is getting the love that it deserves. with that said, i am sharing the whole album for those who want their mind to be blown away. (it might take a minute or two to download on the page. patience is a virtue.)

presented by mick boogie and produced by shuko & the gunna:

streets & jackets.

a little something for everyone to think about to get through this harsh and unmerciful winter:

the film "street kings" is coming to theaters on april 11. if you aren't familiar with the plot line it is basically about a distraught veteran cop who has been tangled in a web of implications, in turn, loses trust in his past career and those around him. good cop becomes infected with crazy paranoia? haven't heard that one before... good thing the film stars mr. lonnie rashid lynn jr. (common), jayceon "the game" taylor (who will hopefully be out of jail by the time the movie hits), cedric the entertainer, forest whitaker, and the lead role of keanu reeves... wait a hot second? KEANU REEVES? i was just about to commend the efforts of this film for its hip hop quality, but unfortunately keanu has to ruin all of the film's glory. who knows, maybe this matrix marvel will surprise us (i still won't keep the standard bar high). you can be the judge:




well, at least the film has songs from lupe and wu-tang's rza featured in the trailer. while the movie may not be as hip hop as i hoped for (damn you keanu reeves), the soundtrack definitely has some heavy potential.

[speaking of lupe]
according to pitchfork media, chi-town's inspirational muslim has collaborated with designer dr. romanelli to create reversible jackets that contain the album artwork of "the cool."





can anyone say best valentine's day present ever?

mos west.

fast and fresh update.

found at blocksavvy.com, mos def and kanye west throwdown with some freestyle.





looks like mr. west is stumbling over his rhymes. i would too if i had to freestyle in front of mos def. maybe it's his dapper style--but he is certainly fly.

is this foreshadowing a single between the two? for the sake of muzak, i sure hope so.

tshits & vodka

although i did not watch the grammy's, i did hear buzz over the attire that nas and his posse were exhibiting. ya know, to promote his new album, NIGGER:

no shame, all game. i'm not sure if it's the shirts that are catching my attention or if it's them gold stetch pants that my girl kelis is wearing. only kelis can pull off gold pants as second skin.

well nas, you may think hip hop is dead... but we all know that niggers are well and alive. whoops, can i say that?




{news from sohh.com}

as for liquor and the hip hop life, move over patron and say hello to smirnoff. according to miss info (who is always one step ahead of me, but my idol nonetheless), smirnoff and friends have commissioned artists such as common, q-tip, cool and dre, and others to recreate songs to promote the vodka's mixed drinks. songs such as common's "the light" (my beloved wedding song) and tribe's "midnight" will be remade under said artists and will be released to the public at the end of this month. so it has finally come time to say: smirnoff is hip hop.

as for other useless (but highly entertaining) news, it is said that eminem will be releasing a new album in the near future. although i could care less about eminem's lame attempt to please audiences, what i'm more concerned about is the fact that he wrote a song about a fling between him and my girl mariah carey. SAY WHAT? is this new news to you? because it sure was new news to me. apparently (this is just a rumor, which obviously means it's fact) mariah is blazed over the issue and wants to sue mr. mathers for slander--but if i were her, i would sue for rape because there is no other excuse for sexin' around with eminem.

speaking of mariah, she has a new single (touch my body), which i'm sure no one but me (and a select few) would appreciate. and no, mariah isn't a guilty pleasure... my love for her is 100% genuine.

touch my body? please & thank you.

we love jay dee.

unfortunately time slipped through my little blogging fingers last night, which prevented me to make an appropriate post to commemorate the one and only j dilla ( feb.7, 1974 - feb. 10, 2006).

another one of detroit's finest and flyest.

painting done by marka27

we all show love for the deceased in different ways, but this is how they do in denmark (i must say, a much more smoother fashion than in the states):

la la land & cell phones.

let's face it, los angeles has a pretty sleazy image-- it's the kingdom of soul stealing talent.



first things that come to my mind when i think of LA: fake tits, fake hair, fake lips... basically all fake all the time. ya know, much like my girl, barbie--->



newsflash: taken from LA Times, this city is more real than you think. The city's new charter school will have a four year requirement of hip hop related courses. that is straight up cut. the article touches on chances that there will be students who do not fully appreciate/enjoy hip hop-- let's get serious, there is not one damn heartbeat out there that doesn't enjoy some aspect of hip hop. and if there are, then they must live a life soaked in misery.
click to read the whole article.

personally, i think schools should start incorporating hip hop at a younger age. get them young'ns while their fresh and easily influenced:




moving on....
let's congratulate timbaland for becoming verizon wireless' first ever "mobile producer in residence." it's actually happening; timbaland and verizon are TAKING OVER THE WORLD. for further information on this breaking conquest, you can read on it at mobiltor.com.

singles of the weekend:


"prey on sluts"---enough said. done and done.


we are all waiting patiently until april when the album drops, but that doesn't mean we can't taste the blow before we sell.

gaming & tributes

video games have always held a nerdy reputation (although i have always thought that they were fly as hell). sure, games like "rockstar" and "guitar hero" have put an edgy spin on game systems, but now we can finally feel the groove that every gamer wants to attain; it is now safe to say that video games are hip hop.

according to kotaku.com, NBA Ballers: Chosen One will have an original score produced by just blaze (just in case you haven't been educated, you can hear beats from him on albums such as: jay z - the black album, blueprint I & II, kingdom come, etc.; kanye west - late registration; ghostface - fishscale; talib kweli - the beautiful struggle, eardrum; big pun - yeeeah baby; and basically on any hip hop/r&b record that is hot-- yeah, he's a pretty big deal).

along with just blaze, public enemy's chuck d will be utilizing his vocals as an announcer and other scripted voices in the game. you can read more on the situation here. how sweet it is to be a nerd.


let's take a turn down memory lane. since it is about 4 a.m. (eastern time), that means it is now februrary 7, which then means it is the anniversary of big pun's death. not only was big pun real as hell by sporting a full figure, he was also the first latino rapper to go platinum. now that's what i call fresh to death, or should i say frescísimo?

he does luh dat chicken

this is why people rarely hate on snoop:





i'm not sure why the song posted below (coffee girl) is worthy for spotlight, but i think it might have something to do with the hook: GRIND ME THAT COFFEE, GIRL. i don't even like coffee (but i do love me some grinding).

rants&shit.

apparently diddy (or whatever he calls himself these days. who does he think he is, prince?) is going to have a new vh1 series (see ya mtv?). the point of the series is to discover a personal assistant for him.

i can respect a man (especially a rapper) with cash money, but honestly, who would want to be an assistant to fuckin' puff-daddy-sean-john-combs-diddy? i don't need some talent-crashing dick-lip telling me i'm too fat and lazy everyday. that's what my mom is for (except i love my mom). where does diddy get off telling people what to do? he hasn't done anything great since he signed b.i.g. (which was over 15 years ago)

i've only come to one conclusion: diddy, you are NOT hip hop.

how can you call somebody hip hop when they picked this guy (the eminem look-a-like douchebag to the right) to be the next big solo artist? (i will bite my lip if it happens)

how can you call somebody hip hop when they got DENIED by j-lo?

how can you call somebody hip hop who files lawsuits over their facial acne? so not fresh.

[not to regress, but speaking of prince....]
to the untrained eye, this might not be hip hop, but it is pretty awesome... therefore it is hip hop.

a tribute album to prince is in the works, and by the looks of the track listing and featured artists, shit is gonna be real:

1. D'Angelo: "She's Always in My Hair"

2. Stina Nordenstam: "Purple Rain"

3. Blue States: "Alphabet Street"

4. Susanna and the Magical Orchestra: "Condition of the Heart"

5. Osunlade: "Crazy You"

6. Hefner: "Controversy"

7. The Dynamics: "Girls & Boys"

8. Broadway Project [feat. Jeb Loy Nichols]: "The Ballad of Dorothy Parker"

9. 7 Hurtz with Peaches: "Sexy Dancer"

10. Soulwax: "Starfish & Coffee"

11. Rob Mello: "Critical"

12. LB: "The Future"

13. Kode9 & the Spaceape: "Sine of the Dub"

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i'm not sure why i'm still crazin on black milk, but that man is nasty. maybe i'm diggin on the fact that he's a decent midwest producing rapper that is not from chicago, but from detroit. it might be because he can produce beats in less than 15 minutes from scratch:

making natural history

nothing is more swank than having a wild party in the museum of natural history in new york city. especially with crazy performances that include kid sister and a-trak, the cool kids, and a surprise appearance from kanye.



conclusions: 01) history museums are hip hop. 02) kanye is evidently not into PETA due to his ridiculous fur coat. 03) shows like these are reasons for me to get the hell out of grand rapids.

flossy, flossy.

just a quick update:
it has been confirmed that chicago's flosstradamus is working on a new lp, which will include guest features by... (are you ready for this?)...KID SISTER, AMANDA BLANK, AND THE COOL KIDS. um, can you say "10 minute orgasm?" so intense.

as for snoop dogg and the world of garbage television, apparently having your own reality series isn't enough for this nizzle of bizzle. According to poplife.biz, the man actually wants to write a theme song for the soap opera series One Life to Live. honestly, snoop dogg comingling with day time television is just weird; i don't think i can dig on that.

{and for the fellow philanthropists}
we all know that john legend is the definition of smooth, but he is actually a genuine do-gooder as well. to learn more about his efforts (religious views aside, please & thank you) check out the show me campaign.

nizzle of bizzle: man of business.

inner city freshness and on the real

so while my brokeass can't afford HBO, i have heard all this buzz about "the wire." after watching an episode of the current (and final) season, i have only concluded that: DAMN, BALTIMORE. YOU ARE BADASS.

how i viewed baltimore prior to my exposure of "the wire":

how i currently view baltimore:

is baltimore more badass than detroit or flint, michigan? it's debatable; it may not be the cream, but that city is hot.

for more distressing news, it is rumored that beyonce is playing the role of etta james in an upcoming movie Cadillac Records. Although she's got an ass that you could bounce quarters off of all day, she is far from the real deal of etta james.

i've only got this to say to beyonce: stick to beats from ne-yo, and commercial scripts for loreal.
harsh? maybe, but that bitch did ruin destiny's child.

speaking of etta, everyone has to check out the remix to "in the basement" mixed on hot chip's dj kicks.

FLY GUY OF THE MINUTE:

quote of the day:
"i just want everyone to know one thing. a junkie can't do what i do! i tried to tell you can't no drug, can't no bitch, can't no nigga, none of that can fade me! i am the ultimate high. i am my drug. you understand me? i just want the motherfuckers that's wit me to know it ain't about what i'm on, it's about what i do! and this is what the fuck i do!"
-lil' wayne (in response to his recent drug charges)

ain't that the truth.

hittin' it and quittin' it.

it was obviously inevidable for me to bring up the rumor of lupe fiasco's retirement.

he is 25 years old and is thinking about retiring. fuck me. i will be on my mother fuckin' walker, sufferin' from shingles, with sticky dentures in mouth before i can even think about retiring. that lucky bastard.

well, if he does retire in the near future, you can see me holdin' a skateboard and lookin fly in commemoration, like this guy:

you can read more about this bogus talk at http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-01-09/music/lupe-fiasco-hints-at-music-retirement/

moving on to other issues... no one is more excited than i to await the release of nas's new album titled "nigger." it can't get much more inspirational than that.

baby vs. bob

for a couple months i have been floored by the fact that babyface decided to cover "fire and rain" (by mr."you're-so-vain" himself, james taylor). who would have ever dreamed (or nightmared) this duo of abnormality? with that said, it never crossed my mind that kenny "babyface" edmonds had created an entire album of covers originally played by a bunch of burned-out white dudes. One that particularly popped out was bob dylan's "knockin on heaven's door," and not because the song is good, but mostly because these two artists are absolutely insoluble.



is it possible for bob dylan and babyface to have tea together? or are the two of them more likely able to sit at a piano and write love songs for mariah carey? nothing makes sense anymore.

ONE THING TO ABSOLUTELY LOOK FORWARD TO:

how she move?? ENOUGH SAID.

so it has been caught to my attention by a certian member of juicyvneck that i haven't pressed any issue on birdman's smash hit, "pop bottles." all i really have to say is:

"went from sittin’ in a cell to sittin’ on a jet, from shittin’ on a cell to shittin’ on a jet"

cash money records, you have done it again. GENIUS.

fish rock.

jeremy fish is undeniably boss. so why wouldn't he be painting a mural in aesop rock's new video?

things on weezy and ending a decade wait

to learn about what is real in the world, i highly recommend visiting juicyvneck.

according to 4dasoul, erykah badu has released the title of her new album as "Nu AmErykah." whatever her ever-so-clever title may mean, i am strongly confident that it covertly translates to "THIS ALBUM WILL BE SO FLY THAT ANDRE3000 WISHES HE NEVER LEFT MY SEXY AFRO-SPORTIN' KIMONO WEARIN' ASS." that woman is the epitome of untouchable.

her newest single "honey":



'nu amerykah' drops end of february.


as for the news on "the important things in life"... let's keep lil' wayne in our thoughts. apparently a few nights ago he was arrested for: possession of dangerous drugs, possession of narcotics and possession of drug paraphernalia (a .40-caliber pistol), 105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine, & 41 grams of ecstasy.
damn young carter, where can i get friends like you?

before there was graduation...

two weeks prior to the drop of mr. west's highly anticipated "graduation," a little album called "below the heavens" (brought to a handful of audiences by emcee 'blu' and beatmaster 'exile') made its debut.

though these albums do not have much in comparison, there is a similarity with one song title: "good life" presented by kanye west, and "show me the good life" presented by blu & exile.

so while i have no authority to identify the better song, i will say that the tight collaborations with blu & exile are much more intelligent than say.... kanye west and t-pain?

don't get me wrong, i am not knocking down my boy t-pain. let's face it, who isn't in love with a stripper? all i'm trying to do is suggest a more humble alternative.




as for the poetry and hip-hop enthusiast... pick up the dead emcee scrolls: the lost teachings of hip-hop by saul williams. it might not change your life, but it beats reading bizarre and irrational poems from an isolated white girl (i think it's safe to admit that no one really enjoys anything written by emily dickinson)

beats vs. rhymes

love for hip-hop, rap, soul, and do i dare say it... black culture...starts here; nothin but the nasty from now on.

if you haven't been educated to the world of muzak (which would be a damn dying shame), then considered yourself schooled from here on out.

muzak (apa: mu-sic): anything with hot beats. songs that are so fly that they make your nose bleed.